Every season

Lifetime records

Player records

Player Titles Runner-ups Playoffs Seasons Record Win % Points
Castor 1 0 1 2 .600 2405.36
Uncle Joe 0 1 1 2 .583 2692.52
Dave 0 0 1 2 .708 2682.16
Rowan 0 0 1 2 .640 2633.66
Tim 0 0 1 2 .480 2572.52
John 0 0 1 2 .440 2427.62
Wex 0 0 0 2 .480 2375.30
Uncle Mike 0 0 0 2 .480 2493.76
Emily 0 0 0 2 .440 2248.46
Connor 0 0 0 2 .440 2455.70
Grandpa Joe 0 0 0 2 .400 2447.74
Grandpa Mike 0 0 0 2 .320 2122.02

Scoring averages

Avg score Avg win Avg loss
Regular season 111.96 127.64 96.27
Playoffs 122.28 138.45 106.10
Consolation 109.78 123.21 96.34
All games 112.13 127.65 96.61

All-time highlight reel

Most Ws

11

Uncle Joe 2025⁠–⁠2026

Most Season Points

1928.2

Uncle Joe 2025⁠–⁠2026

Best Week Points

197.48

Uncle Joe Week 12, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Best Playoff Week Points

163.0

Tim Week 15, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Biggest Blowout

88.68 margin

Wex Week 11, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Luckiest Win

69.82 pts

Dave Week 2, 2026⁠–⁠2027

Biggest Winning Streak

7

Uncle Joe 2025⁠–⁠2026

Most Weekly High Scores

7

Uncle Joe 2025⁠–⁠2026

Most Points by Single Player

55.4

Uncle Joe Week 12, 2025⁠–⁠2026

All-time fumble report

Most Ls

11

Grandpa Joe 2025⁠–⁠2026

Least Season Points

1342.38

Grandpa Mike 2025⁠–⁠2026

Most Points Against

1677.56

Uncle Mike 2025⁠–⁠2026

Worst Week Points

48.1

Uncle Mike Week 2, 2026⁠–⁠2027

Worst Playoff Week Points

73.68

Uncle Joe Week 17, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Worst Beatdown

88.68 margin

Uncle Mike Week 11, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Closest Loss

0.32 margin

John Week 1, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Unluckiest Loss

153.08 pts

John Week 7, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Biggest Losing Streak

9

Grandpa Joe 2025⁠–⁠2026

Most Weekly Low Scores

3

Grandpa Mike & Grandpa Joe 2025⁠–⁠2026

Least Points by Single Player

-9.0

Castor Week 14, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Most Points by Benched Player

45.6

Connor Week 15, 2025⁠–⁠2026

Most Points by Bench in Single Week

111.5

John Week 16, 2025⁠–⁠2026